Archive for May, 2010

Planning Application

Thursday, May 27th, 2010

I have just applied for planning permission to build a new home.

It was going to be 100ft tall and 400ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.

It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with tatty pink trim.

The Council Planning Department told me to SOD off.

So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.

Work starts Monday!